Kernow The Kidnapped Cow

Day 8 - Friday 20th November - Pudsey Day!

Kernow Cow Is Resting Now Until Monday

Please see the new page 'Why' for an explanation of her kidnapping

and also the News Flash page for an important update

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Day 7 - Thursday 19th November

A Special Day Out

Larger Pictures Than Norm!

 

On the road again but where too?

 

Invited as a special guest to the BBC studios!

 

Ohhhh nice decorations in the reception area

 

DJ Cow brings to you Moo Moo Mia by Abba

followed by a weather update - more wind!

 

I see they've reserved a space for my picture, jolly good

 

Wow a BBC mooobile unit. Hmmm wonder what this does?

 

Yup it's gone, broadcast complete over and out

 

Thanks Beeb Peeps. Sorry Mum (Jacqui) and Kirsten beat you to it,

I know your doing an appeal for my return from here on Friday Morning ha!

 

Next stop - A check up at the Elm Veterinary Clinic in Plymouth

Its nice my kidnapper cares for me

 

Right, I'll just book in with these nice maids on reception

 

Oh! a holding pen, I wasn't expecting that

 

Hello Mr nice vet man, eye eye what do you think your doing?

 

Is my heart beating fast? I'm not suprised you've got me half naked!

 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

This is Wilson who was in the x-ray room with a limp wrist, oh and a very nice nurse

Phew what an ordeal! Home to put my hoofs up and rest I think

Special thanks to all the Elm Vet people for checking me over

and also for the unexpected whip round - £40.32 towards my ransom!

XXX

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Day 6 - Wednesday 18th November

Swanning Around Her Home Town Of Saltash!!

 

 Bridging the gap I thought I would pay my local town a visit

 

I thought my kidnapper said it was called the China Feet Club

but he said it quickly and off the hoof

 

Making a dash for the nuts in my local  high street grocery shop

 

And this is the newsagents. Hmmmm dairy milk thats sounds yum

 

Just time for a quick cuppa then I'm off, cheers boys x

 

Time for a workout in my local leisure centre

not far from my home at the College actually

 

Doing a spot check on quality at Mills Milk depot, yup all seems good to me

 

Some pictures are a bit blurred, but these maids are the Focus experts

 

Checking to see if there are any postal donations at Saltash sorting office.

 

SO so very close to home, just at the top of Church Road from the College

Oh well another day perhaps?

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Day 5 - Tuesday 17th November

Where On Terra Firma Has She Been?

Why The Market Town Of Tavistock Of Course

 

First stop the famous Bedford Square but nobody there!

 

Most helpful maids in the tourist information office

who helped me find my way around

 

This maid had a funny colour hide but was kind to help me over the busy road

 

The award winning pannier market - lots of lovely things but no money!

 

So off to the cash point I went, but I ate my card before this robot did

 

Hey girlies nice uniforms what do you think of mine?

 

Some more fans in the very lush food shop Crebers

 

Now thats what I call art! Seems familiar to me hmmmmm

 

 In the butchers window you'll find.... me!

Arghhhhhh a reminder why I'm doing this tour!

 

Phew! That was close I nearly had my chips.

Chips? Oh yes just the one portion please

 

I like reception work, here I am in the offices of the Times Gazette

 

Black and white suits you officer. Nicked for the night!

Hope I'm out for my travels  tomorrow

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Day 4 - Monday 16th November

Another Day Another Adventure - Did You Spot Her?

 

Back over the boarders today to meet the lovely people of Liskeard

 

Checking out the high street to see who I can meet

 

Arhhh the library, a very social place to go and a warm welcome too

 

A very nice man in the hoof repair shop, apparently mine are fine

 

 Looking for new pastures in Kivells, but then there's no place like home

 

'ello me dears lovely to meet you, sorry about the mess <blush>

 

Cycle ride anyone? Oh yeah sorry, cows can't ride bikes duh.

 

Such a nice maid in the laundrette - Thanks for the hugs x

 

Nice and warm in here. Tis good to dry out after a spot of rain

 

More nice maids in the jewellery shop, didn't do cow bells though

 

Don't know who he was but another very nice fan of a man

 

And before you know it, two more fans come along!

Thank you people of Liskeard I liked your cosy town, back home for oats now.

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Day 3 - Sunday 15th November 

Where Has She Been Today?

 

Crossing the road in Ivybridge on my way to a small holding

 

Hello piggies, very basic compared to my nice home

 

 Oh not sure what this is, but its black and white so it must be ok?

 

This is James - think he fancied me lots

 

but he's married and this is his wife, who seemed to enjoy horsing around

 

Talking of horses this one looks a bit like me, well same sort of markings anyway

 

Next stop Dartmoor and negotiating a cattle grid, ohhh twas scary!

 

Helpppppppppp these bulls are so BIG think I'm out of my depth!

 

Exercise on Pork Hill, so glad it wasn't called Beef Hump

 

Didn't know humans lived out on the moors too?

Stay safe everyone, think the weathers closing in

 

Gosh! another black and white animal smaller than me.

I'm told its called Murphy

 

Oh yum a creamy treat at the end of another busy day, thank you Mr Willy's

 

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Day 2 - Saturday 14th November

Her First Day Out

 

After a much needed sleep a hearty breakfast of oats and apples, where to today? 

 

VIP Welcome  at Drakes Circus Shopping Mall in Plymouth!

 

Hmmmm which shops shall I moooooch around first? 

 

Nice girls in Barratts helping me try out some cowboy boots 

 

Cult clothing - All a bit big for me but nice clothes

 

Thank you maid, I was wondering how I'd get down the escalator

 

Lovely lady in the Car Phone Warehouse helping me to see the phones.

Which of them play moooosic? 

 

Getting my hearing checked by the Regional Hearing Services

who come from my home town of Saltash, how cool!

 

I like this this Apple Mac shop, tis all black and white just like me :-) 

 

Kind staff in Waterstones reading me a Christmas story, I enjoyed that.

 

Seems I'm getting some fans! Nice to meet you girls. 

Phew what a busy day! Home for a cow nap now I think.

 

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Day 1 - Friday the 13th November

The Kidnap!

  

 

Kernow Cow leaves Cornwall College in Saltash - But where is she now?

 

Settling in to her new surroundings of course, and enjoying Jeremy Kyle! 

 

 Tired and adjusting to her first nights sleep away from home after a traumatic day.

Tis pasture bed time little one.

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