Kernow The Kidnapped Cow

Sooooo nice to have a lie in this morning and not have to get ready for another adventure. I was put out to graze on the lush green grass, but my kidnapper did give me a radio so I could listen to my 'mum' Jacqui and uncle Tom on BBC radio appealing for my return. Was lovely to hear their voices again, miss them soooo much. Uncle Tom, you were right, it was friesian today out there in just my t-shirt - You'll have to listen to radio interview on the Just Udderly Mad page to udderstand the jok...

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Well hoofs well rested and a full tummy time to do my blog.

It was fun today, well most of it. The people at the BBC studios showed me round and I got to play with some of their toys, not that I knew what to do with them but it was good to pretend, think I bluffed my way through what I was doing. My surrogate mum Jacqui and my auntie Kirsten and uncle Tom are going there in the morning. Tune in to BBC devon from 8.15 onwards - they are going to make an appeal for my return! Hope they get to gi...
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Well what a flamming cheek! My kidnapper has some nerve.

As I was bundled in to her little 'ol car again today I thought 'where to now'? So you can imagine my joy this afternoon when I saw the sign for Saltash and familiar buildings. I thought I was on my way home :-(

Seems it was just for more bloomin photos. At least the humans are always nice towards me, and for some reason find me very amoooosing!

Apparently Josie, Kirsten, Tom and Dan (all members of staff at my College) are roughing it at ...

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I'm too tired to write this really, so a short blog tonight. All this travelling is sooooo tiring Zzzzz mooo zzzz mooozz

Whoops sorry forgot what I was mooing. Arhhh yes Tavistock, a busy little market town with a pretty river. People are nice here too! Shame the police officers didn't know I was kidnapped, I could have been home sooner but I could only sit and moo but they didn't understand. They seemed to like me though - plenty of patting, yes multiple cow pats teeheemooo

Zzzzzz mooo zzzz mo...
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After getting some strange looks off council workmen in the car park, my kidnapper held me tight under her arm and headed straight for the safety of the town centre. Once there I was greated by so many smiles and more nice people.

In one shop and out another, across this road and across that road - I was a bit dizzy by the end. People on the bus had a good laugh and others stopped me to ask what I was doing there. One lady told me her daughter goes to my college!! Hello girlie whose mum I met ...
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Yesterday lots of humans, today lots of animals, how sweet. Was lovely meeting other creatures of different shapes and sizes - Thank you Mr and Mrs Andrews for inviting me to your small holding in Ivybridge.

Didn't stop there! I met more animals on Dartmoor, cows, ponies and sheep. They have such a tough life living out there, I heard some terrific stories about their lives in the wilds. Not for me though, I'm more a creature comfort type. Enjoyed my ice cream at the end of the day, that was c...
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I've had such a sheltered life; I didn't know the world was so big. Today I travelled to Plymouth and visited Drakes Circus, so many shops and so many people! The journey in was nice too but I did feel a little cow sick after a while.

The atmosphere at Drakes was lovely, and I enjoyed meeting everyone, I was well received and they enjoyed meeting me as much as I enjoyed meeting them. Back at my kidnappers home now though for a cow nap before being taken to a dinner party, mmmm more food for my...
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What a shock this morning, I was woken in the early hours by someone I didn't know!

Frog marched, or rather cow plod I went. Leaving the warmth and comfort of my cosy office which I share with my dedicated keepers, Kirsten and Jacqui. I'm missing them already, but then they will insist on calling me Toby! Well hello girls... I'm a cow not a bull.

Blindfolded and bundled in to a vehicle I left at high speed, at first trying to keep track of the turns my kidnapper took but I had to give up, it wa...
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