Kernow The Kidnapped Cow

Some of your emails of support for Kernow Cows welfare

Keep them coming she reads everyone!

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*~*~* Star Email So Far *~*~*

Oh beefy kidnapper! I’ll cud to the chase, having herd of poor Toby’s plight, and with so much at steak, heifer no udder choice but to take stock and make a contribution to the ransom. According to my dairy, I shall be at Saltash again on Fryday – I shall pay up and hope to meat Toby again!

Debbie Wilshire oxo

Head of Cornwall College St Austell

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We just want you to know we are doing everything we can to get you back, an emergency  meeting is being held on Monday to plan some fundraising activities.

Stay strong  - missing you!

Kirsten x

Cornwall College Saltash

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Kernow your beautiful. We met yesterday in Drakes Cricus and you made our day. We've read your blog and think your website is fab keep up faith, I'm sure owners will find the ransom somehow

Best wishes

The Thomas Family

Plymouth

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Dear Kidnapper you had better look after that poor cow, or it could be you ending up on the butchers slab. Wondeful idea and hope you manage to raise lots of dosh for children in need.

Stewart

Plymouth

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Hello please im begging you to let my friend go i have put some pennies in the money box at the college reception i love him loads and if you put him in the butchers i will turn vegetarian and he wont go for much money because he is stuffed with cotton wool so duhhhhhhhhhhhh

Amelia Bignell age 10 nearly 11

Location unknown

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Because  Kernow is such an ‘ansome cow, we,  the hairdressing department, would very much like to give her a make ova! We are sure that if we make her into a ‘priddy maid’ you will raise more money, so lets make this a proper job and send ‘er on up ‘ere soon.

Be seeing yer dreckley!!!!

Gina Reed

Cornwall College Saltash

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Help

Oh Toby what am I going to do, my loss cannot be measured. I hope that you are OK and being treated well. Mummy is doing everything that she can to get you back. The loss is worse than when ITV axed Little House on the Prairie!! Aunty Kirsten is helping out together we will get you back. 

Moos and kisses

Jacqueline Locock

Cornwall College Saltash

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All of our level 1 students are really missing Kernow. He [she] needs his [her] hair cut so that he [she] can see where he [she] is going!!

Please bring him [her] back!! We love him!! [her]

Jean B

Cornwall College Saltash

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Awesome dudess saw you in liskeard today, wicked idea keep it up hope you raise cow shed fulls lol

Larry Lamb of Liskeard :-)

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Kernow Cow we love you and miss you – wish you were here – raising lots to save you….

Kerry Jackson

Cornwall College Saltash

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Hi Toby (aka Kernow cow)

In a bit of a dilemma!!!  Trouble is I do like a good “Steak Diane”.  Ooooh all those juices just oozing out.  Just the thought makes me dribble! So you can see my problem!

But I do love & miss you lots & lots.  Perhaps if and when you come home we can form that special friendship where you can be the steak and I will be the Diane.

Love xxxxx

Di Wright

Celcat Administrator

Cornwall College Saltash

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I do love you Toby (aka Kernow) and my children are loving the website and your adventures, but my husband (who is a chef) is wondering if the kidnappers will let him have you if the worst comes to the worst and not enough money is raised to secure your release.

He keeps talking about firing up the BBQ !!!! I have banished him to the garage during your ordeal.   BUT rest assured I am trying to raise as much money as possible to ensure that you are soon back with your Mummy and Auntie.

Missing you loads and see you very soon.

Andrea Price

Finance

Cornwall College Saltash

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Oh what to moo now that they miss you. Saw you on ya travels in Drakes Circus Saturday... Can I get your autograph? or a hoof print

would do. Hope you make it back safe and that they raise the ransom fee, otherwise they'll get a grilling and so will you.

Steve Farnes

Exeter

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Good Morning heartless Ransomer’s [There's only the one!]

Well just checking in after my ordeal of sleeping in the Construction Department overnight with some of my trusted colleagues (all part of the herd).

It was freeesian down there, no moooosic, no moooovies led to it be a long night. I was a bit upset by Tom ordering a beef curry is there no thought to as to why we where there?!!!!!  

A severe lack of sleep I fear will leave us all a bit moooody today.

The donations are coming in so please tell Toby we are making every attempt to secure his safe release.

Yours moodily

Toby’s sleep deprived mooommy (Jacqui)


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Hi

I had the pleasure of meeting Kernow today at Elm Vets - she's a cutey :)

Would you mind if I posted a link to her website on Vetnurse.co.uk?  I'm sure my fellow vet nurses on there would be most interested in following Kernow's adventures.

 

Let me know,

K.J.

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Well just checking in for today’s update from the traumatised parent

A successful interview on the Radio this morning to appeal for donations. Very nice man is Sparksy I think he thought we were milking it though!!

I don’t think you quite udderstand how traumatising this is for me as his carer.

Felt a bit poorly yesterday been told it could be mad cow disease it’s ok though it’s not cowtagious it’s all part of trauma my cowsellor said to expect it.

Well I will keep trying to raise funds it is heffer so hard though.

Don’t worry Kernow [ha!] not long now.

Love

Your Moooomy (Jacqui)


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